Dec. 2006 trubee Haiku
     Cell phone morons yak
     Zipping fast on the freeway
     They crash and die, good!


     Hags killed my children
     School days wasted in torture
     When will we evolve?  

    
     Work ethic: bullshit
     Wasted shit factory years
     Your lifetime squandered

   
      TV god in homes
      Fools drool braindead and passive
      Nation ugly shit


      Goofy boys love speed
      Chrome A-Go-Go cars go fast
      Boys: red grease on street
   
    
      Puny men lust for throne
      Guns bombs torture death blood lies
      You gave your child this


      Bland fools everywhere
      Get big hard-ons for money
      Boring conformists


      Putz celebrities
      Orgasm in rank shitholes
      You applaud, dumbshit


      Ladies tell me no
      Instead they choose vile warthogs
      Nine months: monsters born